Yes, it's as bad as it sounds. I listen to Audible.com all day while I work, then I spend a little time each day writing my own book, then I actually read books late at night thru Kindle. My daughter has an obscene collection of books and we still take out more at the library. We have 12 book shelves full of books that I struggle to part with. I keep books in the bedroom, bathroom, living room and my car. If you open my trunk, you see books there too. I collect books from people and donate them. And the icing on my cake of insanity? During my "free time" (i.e. stuck in traffic, walking an extra-sniffy dog or in the bathroom) I look on Amazon for MORE books that might catch my eye.
But now I've found literary whoredome. What is that? Its when you JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELF AND SPEND YOUR TIME OBSESSIVELY READING SOMETHING TRASHY.
And what might that be?
I know you all are curious!
And you know what?
I'm just loving it!!!! It's a gossipy little publication that I can't put down.
Here's the thing. I used to see commercials and ads for Holly Madison's "Girls Next Door" show on E! At the time, I was a devoted US Magazine reader (it was the Entertainment Bible, you know!) and there was always something in US about the show or one of the girls. That gawd awful Kendra Wilkinson kept me from ever watching it, but I always thought 'that Holly girl looks too sweet and normal to be involved with these people'. She seemed somehow "better than" the others.
Her story is a doozie! She was a target for almost every female that lived in the Playboy mansion because..... here it is again..... she was too nice. (HOW DARE SHE??? That's just the worst, like, EVER!) Unfortunately, her self image was crap and she permitted the abuse, so it was kind of doomed to happen. I don't want to give too much away, so I'll silence any rant I have about her story.
I deeeespise that Kendra! She always annoyed me. A few weeks ago, we turned the tv on and as we skimmed by the channels, we saw that she was sitting in bed with her husband, berating him about how he had an affair with a transexual. Just on and on and on and on with her never ending bitching and sense of entitlement. She's wrecked because she can't believe he cheated on HER! And with a transexual! But not too wrecked to resist telling the entire world about how wronged she was and to emasculate her husband (who already lost a good bit of his manly rep by cheating with a transexual individual).
All I could think of was, "Do you know how pathetic you look? If my husband cheated on me, the last thing I would be doing is telling everyone in the world just so people could feel sorry for me! Instead, we all are thinking that you must be quite the bitch by the way your are carrying on and no wonder he cheated!" (women everywhere just cringed..... sorry!)
Quit being a mess, Kendra! We are over it. Zip it!
Now I read this little sassy story by Holly Madison and see that Kendra was always a self-serving, fame hungry, entitled witch. You know why she's so mad about the book? Let me tell you why! It's not because Holly said a lot of nice things about her (which she DID) It's because HOW DARE someone repeat her rotten behavior from that point in her life???!! SHE'S A VICTIM, DAMMIT!!! And only SHE can rehash the horrible behavior of others..... like her husband, Hank.
Side note: any PR person who can fix that man's image should be a billionaire. Lamar Odom will recover faster from his own scandal than Hank will, because his wife won't shut the fluck up about it! We will surely never forgot how he did her wrong and she doesn't want us to.
|Kendra..... The Mascot for The Girls of Entitlement|
I think her book may be the hidden manual for how to deal with the Zs. What we need is someone to read it and evaluate this nut so we know what we are dealing with. Any volunteers?
God help us all.
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