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I just read an article in People magazine about Gwyneth Paltrow.  Someone decided that she's the most beautiful woman in the world right...

Ow. Muther flucking OWWWWWWW ! I'm reporting live, to you, as a twisted mangled mess, from the toddler bed.  Don't believe ...

I'm a verbally expressive person (a/k/a jabberjaws). I started speaking at a very young age and it freaked people out. My grandmother c...

(A continuation of yesterday's Part One rant ) So, where did we leave off..... Milk:  Oh this one really freaked me out.  I never wa...

When I was pregnant, I read a book called Skinny Bitch Bun in the Oven: A Gutsy Guide to Becoming One Hot (and Healthy) Mother.  I was de...